This message goes into the universe to the asshole who stole the catalytic converter from my car last night. You suck, and I hope it gives you all the grief it has given me.

Mostly, I want you to feel proud that you ruined a family day that was planned months ago, and that my kids are cursing you right now because daddy is out looking for this part for my car instead of driving us to our destination.

Also, you have just put me in debt for over $400, I hope it is worth the $50 you got for MY converter.

Karma, baby. I hope you come back as the slug (thug) that you are.