Saturday, April 19, 2008

I want to be thankful, but....

My new mantra is to be thankful for what I have.

When I am ready to strangle a child, or dog, or when I have told a customer service rep to kiss my ass, or when I am trying get my book publisher to send me some books where the damn text is not CROOKED, when I get a letter stating the garbage company is raising their rates again ( I am going to just quit them and burn my garbage on my front lawn), I will sit back and take 10 deep breaths and re-center.

That was the plan, I have given it two days, and am officially going back to my old ways.

I swear my neighbors think I am a screaming, demonic bitch.

So the breathing therapy was a dud, but I did sit outside today with my glass of wine and watch Little Lenny mowing the lawn with our brand new push mower from Freecycle (which I say I wanted for our environment, but I am finding is the perfect way to expell energy from a 6yr old boy!), and think to myself how thankful I am to have my kids, and that we still have our puny little house. Two houses across from me are for short sale, they can't pay their mortgage. What shit. The stingy German in me is the only thing that kept us from borrowing $$'s against our house a few years ago and buying stuff. So my old kitchen and kaka bathroom are mine for more many years to come....

So what if they are cutting our pay and raising every friggin' bill, so what if groceries are getting more and more expensive, so what if everyone is nickel and diming me to death?

Life is good. Thank you!

7 comments:

DJ Kirkby said...

Life is indeed good and you make me smile. I have an award for you.

witchypoo said...

Yes, life is indeed good. You don't have a six year old plotting to kill you in your sleep for making him push the old-fashioned mower. Those things are tough to operate! I suppose getting him to gather the clippings for mulch is asking too much, though?

joanne at frutto della passione said...

Welcome to the sisterhood of screaming demonic bitches. I am the president and I welcome you with open arms
xoxo

goddess in the groove said...

LOL!

DJ, I LOVE SURPRISES :)....

WitchyPoo, one day he will thank me. He actually loves pushing that mower, but we don't pick up clippings, ever :). We just let them fertilize the lawn (at least that is what I tell anyone who asks.).

Joanne! Thank you, I am in sister!! When I read your comment, I had a vision of a logo to put on my blog :)...if I were capable of making buttons, I would make us one. Maybe one of my talented friends will read this and make a super cool screamin' demonic bitch button!!!
Please??

Valerie said...

I'm a screaming demonic bitch, too! It's always nice to find out I'm not alone.

And I also tell everyone the clippings are fertilizing the lawn. Hey, that's what it says to do on our state's Master Gardener website - who am I to argue with the experts? :)

warriorwoman said...

ah life, it's only good when it's good. sometimes that makes sense to me and other times, I want to hunt down and kill the coiner.

it's so good that wages go down and everything else goes up cause we wouldn't want the fucking rich people to lose any profit would we?
I heard the price of caviar was going up

Grateful Guy said...

It certainly sounds like you're expressing your anger in a healthy way. Better to scream and throw a fit than sulk, I think. :)

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