This is what happens when you don't follow instructions.....

Hi, my name is REX, and today my mama went to see the Great White Witch for a spell that will get my floppy ear to stand up. You know, I am not a baby anymore, and every good looking Shepard needs his ears to stand up!

My mama is just fabulous; as you can see, the spell was a huge SUCCESS! Tell me I am not THE MAN! Just call me "Gorgeous", baby!

Huh? What?
You forgot an ingredient???

Oh shit, there goes my ear......

That's what I get for trusting the spell of a woman who PAINTS GODDESS BUTTS FOR A LIVING!

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